Amusing Quotes

"The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it."


Jill Shalvis

This was so funny I ended up texting it to friends.  Thanks for the laugh! 

“Oh no. Oh no. ”
Across the table, Colin looked up from his food.
She fanned through the pages in dismay. “Oh no. Oh God. I couldn’t possibly be so stupid. ”
“Don’t limit yourself. You can be anything you wish. ” To her annoyed glance, he replied, “What? You complained that I hadn’t been teasing you. ”

― Tessa Dare, A Week to Be Wicked

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
― George Carlin

"Love in your heart wasn't put there to stay...Love isn't love till you give it away."   (Semi-sweet).
Unknown. 

“His debtors always assumed he'd demand their firstborn. Like I'm efffing Rumpelstiltskin? What would Lothaire do with countless squalling babes? Raise them in a kennel?”

― Kresley Cole, Lothaire