Best Bodice Ripper Covers

These covers are a hoot! I have some too. One cover had the hero ( portrayed by Fabio) on a horse with his lady. The hero had
a severe balance disorder. Heroine thought he was not manly enough b/c of this- even though it was a physical condition beyond
his control. ML. 

Just the fact that he is naked is hilarious to me!  Is he Tarzan?  What the hell was he doing out in the bush when the heroine tripped on her dress, thereby ripping it almost off and threw herself at him? (In a fit of vapors, of course)

lol! hilarious

In the Raging Hearts one, notice how her hair is blowing at right angles to her head, while not a hair on his head is out of place. He's either using the hardest-hold hairspray in the world, or there's something fishy about that hurricane-strength breeze--it's only targeting her!

She sure does.  Here's another stepback

Tempted

Must be an awesome hair spray .... maybe we can buy the same ....