Post by secretromancejunkie on Jun 27, 2017 21:35:21 GMT -7
What is the funniest / worst / most awkward menage you've read. Here's mine:
Not Broken - True Destiny Book 5 - author is Dana Marie Bell. This author is hit and miss for me. She has some great books and some real duds. The problem with this book was that the three way gymnastics didn't work. Every time a spicy scene started, I was trying to figure out who's hand was where. Sometimes there were more than six hands involved! How does that work?? I ended up either frustrated or laughing. Sooo not sexy!
Post by Samantha K on Jun 27, 2017 22:32:26 GMT -7
Secretromancejunkie said
Every time a spicy scene started, I was trying to figure out who's hand was where. Sometimes there were more than six hands involved! How does that work?? I ended up either frustrated or laughing. Sooo not sexy!
What is the funniest / worst / most awkward menage you've read. Here's mine:
Not Broken - True Destiny Book 5 - author is Dana Marie Bell. This author is hit and miss for me. She has some great books and some real duds. The problem with this book was that the three way gymnastics didn't work. Every time a spicy scene started, I was trying to figure out who's hand was where. Sometimes there were more than six hands involved! How does that work?? I ended up either frustrated or laughing. Sooo not sexy!
I have read some books like that, too. They can be entertaining trying to figure out where that extra limb came from or what bones have to missing in order to bend that way. I have left a review or two on books recommending the author buy some artist's figurines (those wooden, jointed posable figures) to help keep track of positions.
I recently read a cheesy menage short story. It had two men taking the expected orifice (not her mouth) and one taking the rear entrance. What made this especially wrong is that she was bent over a table and no one was under her. Now, I'm not the brightest bulb in the chandelier but the logistics of that seem fairly impossible. My mind kept trying to work it out which is the last thing you want to do while trying to be swept into a story.
Sorry if this offends. I was trying to be respectful with my terminology.
alyrica OMG! That's too funny. That would totally mess with my mind!
secretromancejunkie - ugggggg... it really did mess with my mind. Sometimes I get so stuck on a books details when they don't fit or make sense. I'm hopeless.