Ok, I am on a role of bad ideas. Just to clarify, I read this crap all the time. I have read every Jordan Silver epic out there (most of that is crap as well but crap can be entertaining). I am not offended and do not require shakespeare to be entertained. I am low brow most of the time and find most of it hilarious. I read the kidnapped by aliens, cyborgs, werewolves, vampires, etc, all that mind numbing insta mate junk has its place and sometimes I need to declutter the brain with something like this. I will buy just about anything you want to sell me if it is cheap enough.
However.
And I know this is completely illogical given some of these other books but I despise the type of limp noodle heroine this book has. If there is some fantasy or supernatural thingy going on, I can fan wave with the best of them and say bring it on. When there is nothing out of the ordinary other than a magic penis, I lose my ability to absorb crap. This was crap. Limp noodle spine is being generous. I can't stand the h. If you are such a whiner that a bit of rumbly thunder and some bright flashes turn you into a whimpering child of 3, I don't think you should be allowed out unaccompanied. You are a danger to yourself. H is a nut bag and even nuttier to be attracted to this wilting lettuce h.
Obviously I am in a mood because I am not finding what I want to read but don't bother with this.