[solved] Need help finding a book with a billionaire H who has depression
Apr 9, 2018 14:05:13 GMT -7
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Post by peepicheep on Apr 9, 2018 14:05:13 GMT -7
I need help finding a book I read in the last two years. The H is a very quirky billionaire. He hires the h as his assistant when he finds her sleeping on the job or messing up because she is so tired (I don't remember which). The things I remember are:
Something about why the h was sleeping or so tired has to do with her mother.
The H is out to destroy his uncle and/or cousins in business, and does.
The h is told by the housekeeper to go upstairs and turn right at the elephant, there is a very large sculpture of an elephant's head on the wall.
The H house has 2 or 3 floors with very bad art just to "impress" business acquaintances.
One of the h first tests, as his new assistant, is to find the H when he wanders off. She finds him on a bridge - being watched by his body guard at the end of the bridge. The H tells the h that she would have found him sooner if she had been in bed with him.
The H tells the h about the 2% of people who survive a suicide attempt of jumping off a bridge (I think the Golden Gate Bridge).
The H former assistant took over 22 hours to find him in a foreign country where he (assistant) did not speak the language.
The former assistant has phone names like @$$hole's driver, @$$hole's airplane, etc (word spelled out in book -- I don't want this post automatically rejected for rude words)
The H's phone has "Beggar in Chief" as the name listed for the President of the US.
A VP from Apple delivers the H a prototype of the new iPhone.
The h thinks of the H's grandfather or great uncle as a Jedi.
Said grandfather or great uncle dies while crossing a street.
Kids who work at McDonald's attend grandfather or grand uncles funeral.
The trigger event for the H involves the death of a horse.
The H jokingly invites the h mother to a threesome with him and the h.
The h drives a snowplow into the lobby of the H building.
The h takes the H hand and stands on the ledge, signaling she would jump with him, when the H stands on the ledge at the roof of his building (snowplow in lobby) planning to commit suicide.
Thanks in advance for help on finding the title -- I thought I had it marked but I obviously didn't.
Something about why the h was sleeping or so tired has to do with her mother.
The H is out to destroy his uncle and/or cousins in business, and does.
The h is told by the housekeeper to go upstairs and turn right at the elephant, there is a very large sculpture of an elephant's head on the wall.
The H house has 2 or 3 floors with very bad art just to "impress" business acquaintances.
One of the h first tests, as his new assistant, is to find the H when he wanders off. She finds him on a bridge - being watched by his body guard at the end of the bridge. The H tells the h that she would have found him sooner if she had been in bed with him.
The H tells the h about the 2% of people who survive a suicide attempt of jumping off a bridge (I think the Golden Gate Bridge).
The H former assistant took over 22 hours to find him in a foreign country where he (assistant) did not speak the language.
The former assistant has phone names like @$$hole's driver, @$$hole's airplane, etc (word spelled out in book -- I don't want this post automatically rejected for rude words)
The H's phone has "Beggar in Chief" as the name listed for the President of the US.
A VP from Apple delivers the H a prototype of the new iPhone.
The h thinks of the H's grandfather or great uncle as a Jedi.
Said grandfather or great uncle dies while crossing a street.
Kids who work at McDonald's attend grandfather or grand uncles funeral.
The trigger event for the H involves the death of a horse.
The H jokingly invites the h mother to a threesome with him and the h.
The h drives a snowplow into the lobby of the H building.
The h takes the H hand and stands on the ledge, signaling she would jump with him, when the H stands on the ledge at the roof of his building (snowplow in lobby) planning to commit suicide.
Thanks in advance for help on finding the title -- I thought I had it marked but I obviously didn't.
